4/30/08
    Well today I completely stickered Dillon with a bunch of happy face stickers and then Sam goes and tells him there are stickers on him so I cant put more on. So I decided to make the sticker thing into a game. I had lunch duty today and apparently i was really bad at doing the salads yesterday so I got put on celery duty. So I do what I normally do when im on lunch duty and thats finding all of the mutated celery and give them all to one or two people. But Sam gave them to Brendan. Ms. M wouldnt let us play the sticker game because it was "distracting". We got to read outside in reading class and thats always fun and then a bell rang but it sounded like a fire drill and then mark is all like "I dont want to die!". Then in Study Hall Ms. M took my laser pointer. So now im sad :(. When I got home Aly was all groomed and cute and not looking like a sheep (thats good, she is a dog and not a sheepdog) So I pretty much just petted her until soccer practice happened. At soccer the normal hill we use was blocked by a girls practice so we had to use the wimpyest hill I have ever seen (even in Teletubbies). Then when he punted the ball to tell us to get it the ball hit a tree so we didnt have to run as far^^. Then when I got home I took some pictures of Aly to show tommorow on the Dog Picture Showdown.



4/29/08
    So yesterday I wasnt able to post because dinosaurs were attacking our house. I know you dont want to hear about that so I will tell you guys about how my day went. I was like soooo annoyed in Social Studies bacause Ryan and freinds were trying to make our social studies skit be reeeealy corny. like look at the boys town corn field. He wanted it at about that in cornyness. At lunch I had to serve and they would not put me in charge of pasta and I got salad instead and so I was scooping with my hands (i had gloves on gawd) and if i ever gave too much or too little the person next to me would say "just a little more sweetheart" or "scoop a little off of the top there sweetheart" and it was creepy. after school there was a math contest against St. James and we beat them. When I was going home in the stacmobile (minivan thing) we were at a stop light and a motorcycle was revving so my dad started revving lol. Then I ordered a custom T shirt online UNTIL THE DINOSAURS ATTACKED more on that next time!



4/27/08
    Ok hi party ppl! Today I woke up at like 7:30 and im like ohhhhhahahahahahaaaaa and went back to sleep until 9. Then I went down and played Team Fortress 2. It is a fun game because there are 9 different types of people you can play as. I normally play as the Spy because he can turn invisible, stab people in the back for a one hit KO( really fun to do on snipers because they dont move), and disguise as a person on the other team. People dont like me when I play as spy because they think it's cheap but it is really because I dominate. Then my dad came in with a new computer chair!!!!! I was all like OMG OMG OMG! Until I realised he had to put it together...then he did! andit was really cushy! it even had cushy armrests! It was better than my old chair because the old one was all blue, had a big hole in the front, and had a peice of foam sticking out that had mold growing on it...So this new one is so great that I move it between the two computers when I am going to use it. When I got to soccer Coach told us to get jerseys and the only ones left were pink ones. So I complained about them so than Coach told us that we were the "Alternative Lifestyles" and so im all like "Are you saying we are gay?" then he is all like "I didn't say gay I said alternative lifestyles. so I was all like OOOOOKKKKK then I looked at the comments page and decided to figure out to either ban people from the site or make a log in page. My sister got 1st place in her soccer tournament! yay!


4/23/08
    Hi guys im back! I havent posted for a while because i 4got lol. So today in the morning I tried out a new panda cereal I saw in the store and it was weird tasting. It was like a chocolate vanilla mix. When I got to school I was all like "Ryan can I have muffins?" (he said shut up) and then we had religion. and the fire alarm went off. So after the paramedics revived me from my heart attack we had PE and I decided to make a team where everyone dresses as a guy from mario when we go to the basketball game (im gonna be Toad). Then we had Math..... I actually dont have anything to say about Math. When we got to lunch I was so mad because
1. They had chicken salad sandwiches

2. They would not let me get the gross chicken noodle soup stuff seprate from the potatoes

and 3. It was yucky

 After school i pretty much hanged around like a lump until I had to go to soccer practice. So I put on my special stripped socks and got the annoying cleats on. (I could own Ashley in 1 on 1 :)) When I got there we ran our laps and the 5th graders were being so annoying as usual. I cant say names but OMG. After that I got home and I was all like OMG we have Ravioli! So I ate all of them. Aly was freaking out like she was running around the house really super fast.


4/19/08
    Sry I couldn't post yesterday I was ice skating :). I didnt have a ride to the ice skating so I like asked every1 if I could have a ride but nobody could so then I was on AIM with emily O and im all like "can I have a ride?" and she is like "ya" so i get all suspicious cuz that was too easy. I packed all the snacks for the skating and Emily's brother's car got here. So I was about to leave the house when I saw a spider in the door frame lol so I waited for it to get to the bottom and (I think) I squished it. When we got there it took for eva for me to actually get my skates but eventually i did. So then when I started to skate I found that there are many different types if people who skate: The people who skate around while texting on their cell phones, The people who skate in big lines of people that block your way because they go as slow as physically possible, The people who think they are cool because they can skate backwards and then cream you, The couples, and the people that stop skating and huddle in the middle of the rink. While I was there I fell a bunch of times. So I started throwing snowballs at people. I threw one at Will and he was wearing a T-Shirt for some reason. Sam told me and Ashley to get a room so I threw one at him. and when we were leaving Ashley skated up to me to say goodbye so I put one in her face lol. While I was there I was collecting plastic monkeys from those little capsule machines and so I found 2 quarters on the ground and Thomas gave me one (ty Thomas). When I got home I let Aly out and I forgot about her for like 20 mins and then I remembered so I was like running around the house yelling "lets go get a treat Aly!" and so I found her in the neighbors yard.


4/18/08
    I was soooooo OMG super tired this morning so I ate/drank the energy gel that was in my drawer but it was like expired so it was really, really, really gross. After I listerined for about 3 minutes I left 4 school. In the morning Brendan saw the Charlie the Unicorn 2 video on the site so we kept singing the bannana in your ear song. Natalie was like super twitchy today so I would sneak up behind her and put my face really close too hers but so that she could not see me and then one of her freinds would yell "Natalie!" and then she would suddenly see me! It was soooooo funny omg. It turns out that pistashio is Vince originally then Will hijacked Pistachio lol. OMG in sparkle I was sooooooooooo mad. I was next to bennet and i could have gotten him out but then someone whined and made it so Ms. M started on the other. I will finish this later because Ashlay and Vince just called and asked me to check comments. There was a really weird conversation going on in the comments section so I made a new comments section so there would not be too much scrolling to get to the bottom. My puppy was ant-free when I got home today so thats good. I am thinking of adding a study guide section to the site. Do you guys agree?


4/17/08
    Hi every1. 2day was awesome!!! I wolke up and it was my fav weather ever! so at school we had all the main subjects which was dumb because we get alot of homework from them and for some reason Pooja was teaching math class so that was weird. In Social Studies I did the assignment then i realised it had to be in cursive so I just converted the print to cursive by linking the letters. We went up because we thought there was bookclub but the librarian was gone so we had to go to the cafeteria. At the talent show it was so dumb how every1 thought they were funny by imitating Hannah Montana. I mean I counted 4 times people tried to do something like that and 0 times it was funny. So I rly liked Colleen's Pea song and (obviously) the little dance at the end (not the hannah montana 1 gawd) When I got home I uploaded Charlie the Unicorn 2 to the site.


4/16/08
    So today I woke up and my puppy was barking like crazy. It turns out that she was attacked by ants when she was sleeping and she was freaking out. It was really funny (in a sad way). So we put her outside and dumped water on her to get the ants off. At PE we were playing matball and I kicked the ball and it almost hit the ceiling but it went within like 2feet of the ceiling and then came back down. I got a double yay!!!(then Sloan got our third out....) when we got to Recess I was like OMG I'm actually wearing shorts outside! So while I was overreacting Martin pushed me down the slide lol. After Recess we went to lunch and I came up with a theroy: The Better the Sandwich the less Mustard You Will Need to Put on it to Make it Taste Decent. I decided to add a "add your own music area" to the site at lunch. Just go into the comments and post the song you want then go to 2 ads and I will put your song up. You may have up to 4 songs. I have decided from now on to only have my freinds grade my papers because otherwise they will be mean to you :'(. Jacob brought Starbursts and they were really good because I traded Shannon all of my yellow ones. When we got home Aly threw up I think because of ants in her food. We left and went to California Pizza Kitchen and it was good but way to expensive to go to FRUIT SALAD!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY!!!!


4/15/08
    Hi Every1 thanks for coming to my blog! So today I woke up and I was all like. OMG ITS SHORTS DAY!!! So I put on my shorts ran downstairs, looked at the thermometer and went back upstairs and put some slacks on..... Now that I look at it the panda pic is kinda creepy.... but N E wayz at school Ms. M was not saying anything about who Grant was so every1 is super mad about that. I am soooo mad that Melia promised Ms. M she wouldnt tell us his last name. I guess she dosent want us to make fun of it. Me and Shannon counted the number of times Ms. M said "like" today (223 times) so when we came up to her to tell her she was not a happy bunny i'll tell you she was completely flipping out on me. So Shelbs gave out doughnuts and they were rly OMG good doughnuts so I asked for another but she was like "no" so I am going to have Pandas attack her house. Hopefully she will have another doughnut for me tommor (plz) lol my puppy was like on the floor and trying to swim or something she would put her paws together in front of her and shake them up and down.


4/14/08
    Today I woke up and we were like out of Lucky Charms so I was all like OMG what am I gonna do but then I got a great idea. I decided to make Cheerios but then put marshmallows inside the bowl. It was suprisingly OK. So when I got to school and realised shorts day is tommorow im like "???" because it was like 23 degrees outside this morning. So i thought it was kinda creepy how Mr. Pfflaumisalami (lol jk) left a video message. I mean its good that he is using his Activeboard but its a little creepy... Anyways on to the thing you probably read this for Ms. M is engaged now and so every1 crowded her desk but I had no idea why but I went over there anyways just to be popular... :( In Religion I realised how many times Ms. M on average says "like" in a sentence and found that it is 1.2 times in a sentence. So I decided to make tommorrow "Count How Many Times Ms.Muldoon says "like" day". We had PE after Lunch and it was OK except for I am as flexable as a retearted turtle so I did really bad on the test with the box. I have decided to make "small diamond" jokes to Ms.M tommorrow like "WOW Ms.M, your feeahnse (lol) must really care about you to spend so much time looking for the smallest diamond in America just for you." and just be my annoying self. When I got home I decided to try and get Google Ads on my site. So I went to Google and got it all set up. after that I tried to play soccer with Aly (my cutest dog ever) but she kept growling and biting the ball so I put her in the Penalty Kennel. Then I played SSBB with Seth and I kept getting the super smashes because of Lucas' special ability. So he got really mad at me. After that "fiasco" (really fun word) I went up here to get the ads set up and I think I have them working.


4/12/08
    Yay!! Today was Doughnut Sunday at church! so I went there and I saw a bunch of people and told them about the website. after i completly stuffed myself with doughnuts and oroffee (coffee and orange juice mixed) I went home and AIMed and watched Youtube. By the time I left for soccer I had 39 pageviews!!!!!! Nobody is really leaving any comments so im sad about that :(. I decided to start a poll thing where I poll you guys to hear your opinions on stuff. This week it is: Is it OK for me to advertise on this site if it gets popular enough? So back to the blog. My bro and I watched Star Wars 5 and it was good but Luke freaked out way to much when he heard that Darth Vader was his father. So at soccer the 5th graders were apparently kicking balls into the girls practice so we had to run 5 laps instead of 3 even though I wasn't even there and this one 5th grader's voice was so whiney that kittins die when they hear it. When I got home the pageview count was the same so I went up to take a shower and when I came down OMG it was 51! If people on this site would tell one other person they know about this site that dosent already know that would be great! Remember to leave a comment by going to the title of the site and pushing the Comments button. Then Click the button that says how many comments there are. for the poll put the date of the poll by your answer to it.

Poll results:

yes: 1

no: 0


4/11/08
    Today I got Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!!!! So I invited Bennett, Brendan and Martin over to try it out! Bennett couldnt come but the others did! I was owning as Pitt and Meta Knight so Martin got rly mad and was all like "Hey! you cant play as them!" but i was all like "ya i can! this is my house!" so I kept owning his stupid "Kirby" until he left then so I was like bored so I decided to make a website! I watched the new "The Office" but it rly wasnt that funny...it was actually kinda sad I tried to find a pic of Ms. M and then use Paint to put in a "RLY?!?!?" but I couldnt find a pic of her. So I settled for the panda pic.

Bonus H8 List: My Puppy freaking out for no apparent reason, this smiley :Q (it encourages smoking) pretty much every movie out right now, people who make a rly big deal about the olympics, that there is no such thing as a muffin pie, people who are all like I dont eat suagry foods then do it when you're not looking.

So it was a little weird because my sister invited madeline W's sis to our house 4 talent show practice but then Jennifer was with Madeline when she came to pick her sis up so it was like "awwwwkweeeeeerrrrrd" :-|.